Greetings pleasure seeking citizens, welcome to this week's installment of SLAP! Of The Week; the segment where we identify idiots behaving like..well...idiots. This week’s backhand beatdown goes to the families sitting at a table near closing time, dressed in NASCAR paraphernalia and talking with Larry the Cable Guy-approved diction and vernacular. The two sets of parents were discussing things of major country /western importance, vital elements of life like the “unbelievable” size of the turkey legs at this year’s county fair, and who drank the most beer ( of all the kids) at the last truck-pull. First Team Cut's imbedded server was sweeping under the third booth in his section when Roy Merle Jr.,who couldn’t have been more than six years old,calls out, “Eyy Dad LOOKY HERE!”
The kid had taken a two-inch piece of the drinking straw wrapper and held it up lengthwise under his nose, giving him a trash mustache.
The father turned and said, " Ah see that, whut ar you tryin ta be?"
The kid's response almost knocked our trusty server unconcious.
“Cain't you tail? Ah’m HITLER!”
Dad’s reply?
“Uh-huh, Ah see that therr son.”
Wow. Yeah, you got a real gem of a kid there Dad. Startin' em young we see. Good luck with things when he gets pissed that you won’t buy him the new Third Reich World of Warcraft for Xbox and blows up your house with a pipe bomb he learned how to make in one of your Soldier of Fortune magazines. And for the record, just how in the H-E-double hockey sticks does a six year old kid know who Adolf Hitler is? We mean unless Nazi icons are on the newest Pokemon cards….If that’s the case, then we completely understand.
Heil Jackwagons....get slapped.
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